RUN! FRANK! RUN!
From: Voter
To: Frank Moore
Subject: RUN, Frank, RUN!
2008 lies in wait.
And along with it all the photogenic talking head politicians who turn out to be idiots.
Will you be our Man-cherotican Candidate?
Or, will you pull a Sherman on us? Or accept a draft. (You know what kind I mean. Of course, by then, they may actually be drafting 62-year-old guys in wheelchairs...)
From: "Frank Moore"
To: Voter Subject:
Re: RUN, Frank, RUN!
see, i ain't a crip...I'M RUNNING!
I'm your candidate! i'm rusty on my history. What is a "sherman"? I'm scandal-proof! Everything is out in the open with me! During the vietnam war I tried to join the marines. I went to their campus recruiters ... saying I CAN PUSH THE BUTTON! For some reason they didn't take me.
In freedom,
Frank Moore
To: Frank Moore
Subject: RUN, Frank, RUN!
2008 lies in wait.
And along with it all the photogenic talking head politicians who turn out to be idiots.
Will you be our Man-cherotican Candidate?
Or, will you pull a Sherman on us? Or accept a draft. (You know what kind I mean. Of course, by then, they may actually be drafting 62-year-old guys in wheelchairs...)
From: "Frank Moore"
To: Voter Subject:
Re: RUN, Frank, RUN!
see, i ain't a crip...I'M RUNNING!
I'm your candidate! i'm rusty on my history. What is a "sherman"? I'm scandal-proof! Everything is out in the open with me! During the vietnam war I tried to join the marines. I went to their campus recruiters ... saying I CAN PUSH THE BUTTON! For some reason they didn't take me.
In freedom,
Frank Moore
posted by Lavapen | 3:42 PM
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